woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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