i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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