He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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