I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.