he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.