Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.