Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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