it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
the raccoons are back...
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