Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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