He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
i think i just lost a toe
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
