i just google imaged poop.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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