k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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