I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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