What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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