Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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