you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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The air was thick with penises
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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