Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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