you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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