Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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