If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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