I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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