So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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