Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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