you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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