what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
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