Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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