after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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