'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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