do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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