Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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