I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Your cock deserves a montage
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
how does that bad decision feel?
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