if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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