I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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