O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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