Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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