So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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