Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Randomize