Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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