If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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