how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
i've created a new STD.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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