Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
no, he came in my armpit
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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