Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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