Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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