So drunk, too bad you don't want this
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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