I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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