help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Girls should come with a carfax report
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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