Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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