chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Blow job season was short but glorious.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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