She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Dignity is for republicans.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
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What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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