I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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