If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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