just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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