Nicole vs. Life
I wish I only lived at night.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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