yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.