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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me

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(641): View more from Iowa

i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am

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(513): View more from Ohio

I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.

(937): View more from Ohio

Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!

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(480): View more from Arizona

dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me

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