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(+61): View more from Australia

yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.

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(314): View more from Missouri

he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"

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(707): View more from California

he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?

(1-707): View more from California

logic in its finest

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(801): View more from Utah

She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.

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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.

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(714): View more from California

There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.

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(925): View more from California

I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.

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