Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(260): View more from Indiana

I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay

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(574): View more from Indiana

I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.

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(916): View more from California

I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.

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(518): View more from New York

She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.

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(925): View more from California

You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.

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(206): View more from Washington

I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps

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(913): View more from Kansas

ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS

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