I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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