i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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