thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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