finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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